quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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