all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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