is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
