2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
they need to just BURY HIM!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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