when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
