I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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