Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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