I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
how does that bad decision feel?
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