is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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