you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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