its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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