we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
one two three fourrrrnication!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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