I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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