so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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