East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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