I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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