This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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