i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
