Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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