He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
