hotel room ftw
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
last night I used snow as a chaser
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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