So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its about making memories worth repressing
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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