I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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