I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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