soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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