whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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