flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You have to summon your inner elephant
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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