This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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