I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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