She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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