It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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