She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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