there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
