Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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