at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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