that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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