i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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