chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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