She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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