i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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