I love black thongs
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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