I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
