yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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