i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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