Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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