I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
