bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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