When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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