dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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