Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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