i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
