Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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