Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dear god my vagina.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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