i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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